“90% of hitting is mental. The other half is physical.”

“There’s always a winner and a loser, and both should enjoy the game.”
“Everybody loves a good sport”

Registration has been faxened to Jen on the the highest peaks of Drunkenness Mountain. The new season begins on Tuesday nights with the first game to commence on May Day, (5-1-7). No word yet on schedule re: times but the pregame will likely commence at my house (assuming not 7pm game) what with me being (i think) closest at this point ( . ).

Our battle is preparing. As is our verisimilitude. Our roster will finally be not growing. We will have the statisticial wherewithal of Madamoiselle Schlepp to ensure batting order with an iron fist. We will kick sports with kickbots. Etc.

To kick off the new season, here are some pre-season training videos for full and complete mandatory viewing (unless you’re on dialup):

Warning: The Following Has been Proven to Change Lives

Secondly, We’re having a party and Steve’s not invited. (starts a bit lame, dialog really picks up by the middle so give it time)