TSGT vs. Ice Man’s All-Stars 18-2

Val Kilmer never knew what hit him. Team Sports Glory Team showed up on time and on fire and proceeded to go nutZ (with capital Z). Sure IMAS were down a person or two. But TSGT didn’t have any time for a full and proper pregame and thus were forced into a handicap of their own.

An astounding day for both TSGT Offense and Defense led to a whopping 18-2 landslide victory after plenty of innings playing kicky. MVP this week is shared by Rhoda Stallion and Dark Helmet — these two kids kicked with a 1.000 AVG this fine night, resulting in many chewy, carmelicious runs. Dark helmet kicked many balls, at least one of which was an HR. A third (self-promotional Honorable Mention) MVP is awarded to Sports Cap’n for kicking 0.750 and booting his first HR in years (a hard drive out to right-center). LVP was shared by Drunken Master and Panama Red for their brawling like bitches after some nut-thwapping gone wrong in Sports Cap’n’s Garage in the post-game wrapup. MSHAP (Most Super Hyper Amazing Player) goes this week to Aptimus Prime for his valiant ride against adversity and broken bike chains for a late-game display of sports fervor - a lesser kicker would have walked home or called a cab, but not this guy! 

Post-game Grilling resumed normality & became a gay-old time once Drunken Master put a quick closure to the fightstivities by leaving early and ending the cage match.