Team Sports Glory Team vs. Red Rockets 6-4

he season opener began with an incredible full-team press (literally) at the fantastic folks at Stroker Ace Printing. They managed to turn around the awesomeness of our brownest of the brown Sports Glory shirts in record time, beating their own minimum production calendar & finishing up with the last of the shirts just an hour before the game.

Arriving at Transformer Field #2 at 6pm for Operation: Portagrill MeatTube was a success, with sports team members and fans alike coming from miles around to witness the firey glory of portagrill as it seared & sizzled the mystery out of the meat tubes. 

Thanks in part to Operation: Portagrill MeatTube, Team Sports Glory Team had the intestinal fortitude to harness their combined powers and transform into one massive constructicon-esque multi-robot giant robot of feet robots which ground opposing team Red Rockets into submission. MVP was #12 - Twenty One, with his steel pistoned steam roller Home Run of doom in record time, allowing for perhaps 6 bases to be run had he wanted it. MWTFP was Aptimus Prime for his illusion of two Home Runs which was later determined to be one Home Run and one Out due to Missing of the 2nd Base thanks to the fact that our bases mysteriously transformed from non-regulation tee cones into cheapo non-regulation flexi-bases mid-game. I’ll show YOU feet on base! All your base are belong to suck!