Inverse Win! TSGT vs Kochenbalz: 1-12!!
I think we can squarely blame several things if we’re slinging any perceived room for improvement in last night’s 1-12 inverse victory.
Here they are in no particular order, despite the numbers appearing to left of each:
- Alex forgot to come.
- You forgot Buttons! We need Sun of Gary! MVP 2000!
- Jeremy & Mo were unavailable by cel phone to give us 12 points. (ps, we have your shirts!)
- Subway sandwiches weren’t grilled adequately
- TSGT shirts were so awesome that they inspired the other team to greatness
- Sports Cap’n forgot his kicky shoes
- Defense wins championships. Inverse defense (the Sieveski Approach) wins inverse victories.
- Bacon deficit (though familia Burns’ cow meat was mighty in girth)
- Lack of shiny pants
- Lack of manbunts
At least we succeeded in frustrating team A.R.T.D. in our drunken umping aka drumping efforts. All I have to say is that if I’m gonna get paid in the form of an entire sixer of Maibock in my belly that I bought myself, you’re gonna get what you pay for.
In OTHER news,
At my house was left a blue windbreaker & some black sunglasses — Monty? Anyone?
FINALLY,
there will be no more use of all-caps in this email.