A mighty tie! With a perfect start to the season, Team Sports Glory Team had sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows on tap with a healthy does of Slammy McKickerson. We had some defense the likes of which stopped balls dead. True, we sieved our share but not without an equal and opposite reaction from our Super Hyper Ultra Mega Pointy Toes of Terror. MVP to Buttons for his double home run sports overachiever action. 

 
1. Splice 2. Manrope knot 3. Granny knot 4. Rosebud stopper knot(?) 5. Matthew Walker knot 6. Shroud knot 7. Turks head knot 8. Overhand knot, Figure-of-eight knot 9. Reef knot or Square knot 10. Two half hitches

At last
a 9pm game
full opportunity
to focus
our kickball Chi

optimal chi-ness.
Grills blazed

Division leaders
returning champs
got more points
just 3 more runs

rains rained
drenchings drenched
lightning began
before the storm ended

Despite Old Salty’s best attempts, we got trounced by the St Paul natives. Why they’re playing in Minneapolis is beyond me. Clearly they must be afeared of playing the big kickers in Capital City, such as “We Put the FU back in Fun“ 

Beyond high stakes belligerence, we had a fair amount of self degradation afoot. Competitiveness and Blame were tossed about like so many half-inflated beach balls, until at last we drowned in a sea of our own beach balls. We vow to find new scapegoats and focus less on the negative & more on the customer!