TSGT vs. Kung Pao Kickin’ 6-8
There were funky china men
From funky china town
They were chopping them up
They were chopping them down
It’s an ancient chinese art
And everybody knew their part
From a faintin’ to a sniff
And a kicking from the hip
Everybody was kung pao fightin’
Those kids were fast as lightin’
In fact it was a little bit frightnin’
But they fought with expert timin’