TSGT vs. Kickle Monsters ??? - ???

Everyone showed up and pregamed at Doctor Rock’s with great earnestness. Meats and Meta-meats were grilled aplenty and the flavors were prime. Full readiness for sports action was attained and we headed to the field ready to conquer the so-called Kickle Monsters. 

Thanks to Mother Nature’s godlike powers, man’s power over electricity was broken and so were the field lights. In a heroic display of charisma and chutzpah, we managed to convince the kickle monsters to stay & play anyways, despite poor to nonexistennt ability to see ball. 

“ain’t got no distractions 
Can’t hear no buzzers and bells, 
Don’t see no lights a flashin’ 
Plays by sense of smell. 
Always gets a replay, 
Never seen him fall, 
That deaf, dumb and blind kid 
Sure plays a mean kickball.”