No, there aren’t literally 2006 photos here.  I don’t have time to take that many.  However, there was enough time to take and/or photoshop a few so here you go!   

No, there aren’t literally 2006 photos here. I don’t have time to take that many. However, there was enough time to take and/or photoshop a few so here you go! (The above joke will never, ever get old).

There were funky china men
From funky china town
They were chopping them up
They were chopping them down
It’s an ancient chinese art
And everybody knew their part
From a faintin’ to a sniff
And a kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung pao fightin’
Those kids were fast as lightin’
In fact it was a little bit frightnin’
But they fought with expert timin’

In a stunning round of kickballing and last-minute pregaming, TSGT found a way to out-drink the Herkimer Heroes. This led to a good many feats of strength and sports. Sod Buster slid into 3rd and was renamed Ankle Buster. And her pinch runner pinched runs. 

With everything tied in the bottom of the ninth, Montissimo’s boots of belgian glory knocked loose the final run to help us become victorious, with Steeburns frolicking home in slow motion.

Tonight’s matchup pitted bitter rivals White Trash Cheese Dip Umps against Team Sports Glory Team for the second week in a row. This time, however, TSGT was in the haouse, burning down the haouse, and then running screaming from the haouse, etc. Bob and weave. Juke steps. 720º spins while flying through the air. 

The shit went down and no one was safe, not even Charles. The scale of rampant randomness was far too much for our poor umps to handle. COHESIVE SPORTS WHAT?!?!? AAArrrrcghhhh….. As a final attempt at retaliation, the umps launched an ejection attack against TSGT’s own Drunken Bastard, who deflected it using only the power of the sun, a bic pen, and his shiny white ass. The net result was a utter defeat for said White Trash Cheese Dip umps.

In other news the apparent fission of Sports Cap’n went well, with the arrival of “Ianfinetismal” - the next successor in the Sports Cap’n - Chubtoe empire of sports kickitude.