Season Opener Sadness… TSGT vs. Kickbots vs. Umps -21 to 3 to 4

Kickbots have once again sought to defend their honor from Team Sports Glory Team besmirchment. And their wiley wiles besmirched us besmirchingingly. Yet out of nowhere a new contender in the White Trash Cheese Dip umpires. They seemed to single handedly shift an epic battle into one of resentment & sadness for everyone, including grains of sand and blades of grass. The entire field felt sadness and bewilderment. Out of nowhere negative 25 points were awarded to Team Sports Glory Team in respect for the fact that TSGT’s belligerence capacity equals that of a small, drunken nation. In the end it seemed the refs would win today. 

Team Sports Glory noted the mysterious absence of Sports Cap’n, who it was rumored was busy osmotically preparing himself for asexual reproduction by fission. In his place Marie “Kinder Bueno” Kay was appointed vice chancellor of captainitude. her first act as VCC was to not show up and thus a bloodless coup ensued beautiful enough to make William of Orange weep. In her stead Charles “Wasn’t I always Vice Captain anyways?” “Drunken Master” Lagerquist was on hand to lay down the smack and talk and smack talk.