Team Sports Glory Team History
TSGT vs. Kickballskis 72-6
You forgot Poland! So did Kickballski's. They forgot to fly their polish falcon and as such failed to conquer TSGT: Operation Mission. While the score was close at first, once we started the game, it quickly became clear that we were a lovely shade of brown and ready for severe base running. We ran ourselves ragged making points and scoring kicks.

Just because the game ended didn't mean Team Sports Glory Team stopped scoring kicks and making points. The onslaught continued well into the night, ending with a record-setting win of 72-6 as the rosy fingers of dawn began to reach skyward.

Umping commenced with typical ballistic belligerent flair.

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TSGT vs. Kickle Monsters ??? - ???
Everyone showed up and pregamed at Doctor Rock's with great earnestness. Meats and Meta-meats were grilled aplenty and the flavors were prime. Full readiness for sports action was attained and we headed to the field ready to conquer the so-called Kickle Monsters.

Thanks to Mother Nature's godlike powers, man's power over electricity was broken and so were the field lights. In a heroic display of charisma and chutzpah, we managed to convince the kickle monsters to stay & play anyways, despite poor to nonexistennt ability to see ball.

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"ain't got no distractions
Can't hear no buzzers and bells,
Don't see no lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell.
Always gets a replay,
Never seen him fall,
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean kickball."
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TSGT vs. St. Paul's Gnarly Balls 11-11
A mighty tie! With a perfect start to the season, Team Sports Glory Team had sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows on tap with a healthy does of Slammy McKickerson. We had some defense the likes of which stopped balls dead. True, we sieved our share but not without an equal and opposite reaction from our Super Hyper Ultra Mega Pointy Toes of Terror. MVP to Buttons for his double home run sports overachiever action.

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1. Splice 2. Manrope knot 3. Granny knot 4. Rosebud stopper knot(?) 5. Matthew Walker knot 6. Shroud knot 7. Turks head knot 8. Overhand knot, Figure-of-eight knot 9. Reef knot or Square knot 10. Two half hitches
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